Even though I celebrate women in this site every single day, I couldn’t simply let this date pass me by, could I? No, I really couldn’t, and I didn’t. As a result, I wrote one of my slightly humorous takes. It should be said that what happens at the end isn’t exactly my cup of tea but this is a piece of fiction after all and, in fiction, one has the liberty to explore as many avenues as possible, especially if the base idea dictates one to do just that. I love women, I really do. They’re beautiful, powerful, and make the world spin faster and faster with every little thing they do. Happy International Women’s Day!
For the Ladies
On International Women’s Day, Will did something nice for all the ladies in his life.
He took his sister to lunch.
He called his mother, sent her flowers.
He even texted all ex-girlfriends, including Debra, the Hypnodomme.
And when she replied “Thank you, Wilhelmina,” he blushed in shame for not bringing a bra to work.