The first thing I want to say today is that if you thought I was going to write another piece based on a TV Show this Sunday (like I did in the three preceding ones), the answer is “no”. The thought did cross my mind though, but the necessary inspiration flow just wasn’t there.
Okay, with that out of the way, let’s get down to business. I’m not an American citizen but, like many other people out there who share the same status, I’m quite familiar with the Miranda Warning. I don’t know the full text by heart but the basics have been ingrained in my mind for quite some time. Luckily, the Internet allows one to find lots of things very easily so, ladies and gentlemen, here it is in all of its glory.
Today’s humorous piece is my twist on it all and I think Miranda is a beautiful name. Thank you for reading and until tomorrow.
“You have the right to remain entranced,” Miranda began. “Anything you say will be used to condition you further. You have the right to call your lawyer so I can enslave him too. If you don’t have one, call your doctor, priest, whatever… You will exercise these rights right now. Understood?”
“Yes, Miranda,” Alan droned.