So… I went to a wedding, today. This didn’t happen but perhaps it should have…? No disrespect intended but I’m kind of glad the bride and groom have no idea I had this on my mind.
“Do you, Casey, take this woman to be your wedded wife and hypnotic Mistress, and promise to always obey her commands, whether entranced or not?” the officiant asked.
“And do you, Stella, take this…”
“Yes, I do,” she snapped her fingers. “Sleep.”
As the guests sank one by one, she raised her dress…
Hmmm, I wonder why she did just that…