Inspired by something that took place twenty years ago in my high school days and that came to mind after running into an old friend earlier today. We did lose the game and I’m not ashamed to admit that was because they played better than us although things didn’t exactly happen the way I describe them below. It would have been funny if they did though. Enjoy.
It was the basketball equivalent of a massacre. Men’s Team – 0, Women’s Team – 145, and there were still two quarters left to play.
“I’m pretty sure hypnosis is against the rules. Are we really letting this one slide?” The referee asked.
“Yes,” the umpires drooled as they gazed at the swirly patterns of their jerseys.