In 55 Words FD MC Challenge 2017 – Day 169

So… apparently, it’s my birthday today. I say “apparently” because that’s what my family tells me to be true. I don’t really know because I wasn’t there to see. Okay, I was, but I don’t remember being born at all. Could this be a case of post-birth amnesia?

Yes, that was a terrible, terrible attempt at being funny but hey… I’m sticking with it. In good honesty, I don’t really pay much attention to the date. I’m more inclined to notice other people’s birthdays than my own. Still, one can use the opportunity to write something involving such an occasion and that’s exactly what I’m doing.

Here’s something dirty. Whether it’s tasty or not, I’ll leave it up to you. Enjoy.

Birthday Cake

“I don’t remember asking for this!” Brian protested.
“You said you wanted a lemon cake…” Amber teased.
“I never said anything about becoming one.”
“Hold still, you’re ruining the decoration,” she commanded.
Unable to resist her mesmerizing suggestion, he felt the cold whipped cream spiraling across his manhood.
The mind-controller always gets the first bite.

In 55 Words FD MC Challenge 2017 – Day 168

Time for some Eastern-flavored shenanigans, courtesy of another twist on a famous story, or rather two. The idea came to me earlier today. A famous Disney movie was airing and I happened to be eating an apple when I turned on the TV. The rest was just the by-product of my kinky thoughts. I wonder if the forty thieves in Ali Baba’s story would like to be triggered this way as well. Until tomorrow.

Arabian Trance

“Open, Sesame,” Jasmine said.
“Wrong story, Princess,” Aladdin replied.
“Are you sure?”
“I don’t see a mountain full of treasure around here,” he mocked.
“Don’t need one. Your mind is enough and it’s already mine.”
“Why do you say that?”
“That’s not an apple you’ve been eating, dear,” she purred, opening her legs even more.

In 55 Words FD MC Challenge 2017 – Day 167

Just a quick note today. This silly piece was inspired by the following idea: what if everyone in the family was a hypnotist except you? Poor Amanda. Have fun and enjoy your weekend.

A Modern (Hypnotic) Family

“Where have you been, Jeff?” Amanda tapped her foot, angrily. “I’ve been waiting for ages!”
“Well, honey… First, I was on the moon and then ended up licking feet inside a dungeon in Seattle!”
“My sister hypnotized you again, huh?”
“Your cousin was there too,” he shrugged.
“Thank God mother is on vacation!” She thought.

In 55 Words FD MC Challenge 2017 – Day 166

Today’s strange experiment was inspired by the image below.


I’m sure you know what it stands for but let me say it anyway. That is a representation of the informal and generally accepted list of 216 “web safe” colors. For many years, they were the standard for websites and even though they’ve begun falling into practical because most personal computers now have 24-bit (TrueColor), I still resort to the old palette myself.

Looking at the image made me think of perception shifts once again and my crazy imagination did the rest. Enjoy.

Colorful (June 15th)

“How do I know when I’m under?” Hank typed.
“Simple,” Rachel responded. “If you’re seeing red text now, that’s your cue.
“I’m seeing green.”
You’re under as well.
“Now I’m seeing blue.”
That’s because you’re under.
“So I’m always under?”
If you weren’t before, you certainly are now.
Only two hundred and twelve colors left.

In 55 Words FD MC Challenge 2017 – Day 164

I did mention something more lighthearted would be appearing sooner than later and here it is. The inspiration this time around is the rivalry between gamers when it comes to their brand/console of choice, with E3 as the backdrop. I’ve always thought that the idea of “winning” the show was pretty dumb and I simply despise hearing people trash talk others because they don’t share the same tastes. Let’s solve this with a bit of mind control, shall we? Have fun.

All Three

“Microsoft won E3!” Paul said.
“Excuse me?” Aaron rebuffed. “Sony won E3!”
“You guys are funny…” Dean laughed. “Nintendo won E3!”
Samantha rolled her eyes, snapped her fingers.
“I win all three,” she declared, pulling them deeper and deeper under her spell.
The performances on the show floor were about to get way more interesting.

In 55 Words FD MC Challenge 2017 – Day 160

Video games make a return today because E3 is right around the corner. I’m looking forward to checking out some of the conferences next week and, hopefully, be surprised by some unexpected announcements. I don’t play as much as I used to in the past, but I still enjoy unwinding with some software escapades.

I chose another Nintendo franchise to twist this time around, namely Metroid. I enjoy the series, having played most of the titles in one way or another. I skipped the last installment on 3DS because of its multiplayer component but I had a blast with the Wii ‘s original title even though it became sort of a black sheep amongst gamers after its release.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, look for Metroid: Other M. It was an action-heavy game with quite the melodramatic story attached to it. Series protagonist Samus Aran, badass bounty hunter, is given a more fleshed backstory and, according to many, goes from being a superwoman to a passive, obedient one. The fact that she acts so submissively around his former Commander Adam Malkovich didn’t sit well with the Internet in general at the time and, on many levels, it still doesn’t.

I don’t have that kind of problem with the game as a whole, but I write about Dominant women so you already know I’m going to subvert this. What you don’t know yet is how so please look at the image below.


Recognize them? On the left, you have Reggie Fils-Aimé, current President of Nintendo of America and on the right, you have Geoff Keighley, former host of GameTrailers TV and the extinct He interviewed Reggie on many occasions, many of which spawned memes galore and other hilarities. Some secrets were also revealed in them. As such, I decided to write my own and that’s what you’re about to read. This is a parody, this is humor, an indirect tale of Female Dominance and Mind Control. I hope you like it.

Have a good weekend.

Franchise Revival

“Reggie, about that last surprise…”
“Well, Geoff… Samus is back! In Metroid: Other Mistress, she goes looking for a Chozo artifact capable of turning the Space Pirates into mindless servants. Adam also makes a return and, this time, he’s the one needing to ask permissions. What do you think?”
“Shut up and take my money!”

In 55 Words FD MC Challenge 2017 – Day 159

Today’s piece is about something I’ve never written before, namely misleading percepti… oh, who am I trying to kid? Things not being what they seem is pretty much a staple of the genre. Here’s another humble, somewhat funny variation on it all. Enjoy.


“No more…” Albert mumbled.
“I thought you loved licking my boots!” Sheila remarked.
“I do, but not all of them in one sitting.”
“You’re not sitting, you’re kneeling,” she grinned.
“May I stop, please?”
“Not yet. Continue.”
He sighed, eyes glazed, tongue helplessly enslaved.
Fifty pairs danced in his mind…
… but she only wore flats.