In 55 Words FD MC Challenge 2017 – Day 101

In the TV show Once Upon a Time, famous character Cruella De Vil was portrayed as having the power to control animals. Below is a still from an episode of the 4th Season in which this was shown.


It’s a neat idea, but why stick to dogs and the like? The following is my humorous spin on it.

101 Submissives

“Mrs. De Vil, how do you respond to the accusations that you’re a mind-controller in disguise?” a journalist asked.
“No comments whatsoever.”
“And yet you seem flustered by the question.”
“No. It’s hot. I’m not even wearing my fur jacket. Now, if you’ll excuse me…”
Dalmatians were démodé. She had 101 submissive men to train.

In 55 Words FD MC Challenge 2017 – Day 92

Another Sunday, another TV show inspired piece? Hmmm… is this the beginning of an inspirational pattern or just a funny coincidence? To be perfectly honest, I don’t know, and it’s probably for the best if I don’t think about it too much and simply enjoy the ideas that pop up in the best way I can.

We’re going back to the 60’s again, this time to meet the zaniness of Batman and companions (because I know at least a couple of people who love it!) I only watched a few episodes of it all on re-runs and such, but I know for a fact it was comedy gold, with a lot of elements entering popular culture like Robin’s catchphrases.

Holy three minutes and eighteen seconds, huh? The idea of fooling around with the catchphrases was my starting point but I needed something else as well, like the classic onomatopeias and a sexy villainess as well. Given my love of music, I could only go for one thing and the moment I realized what that thing was, everything fell into place. Yes, I can safely say everything fits (and this line will gain on a whole different meaning the moment you read the shortie, I promise!)

And so, I’m not going to keep you waiting any longer. Here’s Gotham City’s finest like you’ve never seen them before. Enjoy and don’t forget to tune in tomorrow, same bat-site, same bat… oh, never mind!

Batman ’66… Inches

“Holy Remote-Controlled Sex Toy, Batman!” Robin exclaimed as he saw the giant dildo.
“It’s not as bad as it looks…” Siren teased The Boy Wonder before beginning to sing. “Give it a try.”
“Holy Mind Control Shenanigans, Batman! You must break free!”
“Actually, I was thinking about… hmmm… going deeper…” Batman responded.
Vroom! Ugh! Fizz!

In 55 Words FD MC Challenge 2017 – Day 85

Let me start today’s post by sharing something about me. I’m a child of the 80’s and I have lots of fond memories from back in the day, as well as lots of hazy memories as well. I watched my fair bit of TV as I was growing up. Some of it was good, some downright atrocious, and there was also room for campiness galore that my mind saw as cool because I was a child like everyone else, easily impressed by special effects and things like that.

Last Sunday, I wrote something based on a show from the 60’s – The Avengers – and today, I travelled to the 80’s in search for inspiration. The short-lived Manimal proved to be the source I was looking for.

I remember liking it a lot even though it was never that great to begin with. Still, the transformation sequences back in the day were quite high-budget and impressive. My friends preferred the black panther metamorphosis but I was more of a hawk guy perhaps because my imagination was already looking for wings to fly.

Today’s shortie is a fetish humorous take on this strange television series. Rest in peace, Simon MacCorkindale, and thank you for having been a part of my weekend afternoons almost three decades ago.

The Beast Within

When Dr. Jonathan Chase lost his abilities, he grew desperate, and had no choice but to reach out to a powerful female shaman.
“I can unlock all beasts within you…” she said. “… for a price.”
“Anything!” He promised.
That night, she taught him how to transform into a beautiful pussy… licker.
He never changed back.

In 55 Words FD MC Challenge 2017 – Day 78

Back in the 60’s, there was this TV show entitled The Avengers. It was a very popular show featuring espionage, comedy, sci-fi and whatnot. For many, the height of its popularity was in the years where Patrick Macnee and Diana Rigg played the roles of John Steed and Emma Peel.

the avengers

I’m included in that lot. Although the show originally aired before I was born, I did watch it as I was growing up and it’s hard to deny some of its impact on my fetish views of the world, especially considering images such as this one.


Now, I’m well aware that there’s an inherent degree of objectification to it all. It’s widely known that her character was one of “Man Appeal” but, at the same time, she was smart, resourceful, and quite capable. I was drawn to her mostly on those accounts but sure, the visual stimuli certainly left a bit of an impression as well, and denying it would be hypocritical of me so I won’t do that.

Today, I was reminded of the show for some reason and decided that should be my working theme. I started with some basic wordplay that eventually evolved into the piece below. I’ll explain some of the additional thoughts that went into his creation shortly but, for now, please read the shortie:

The Controlled Avenger

“Mrs. Peel, you look ravishing tonight, but what’s with the whip?”
“Thinking of peeling off some of your skin, obviously.”
“And the riding crop?”
“It’s to turn you into my trusty steed.”
“I take it that glowing orb is some kind of mind control apparatus then.”
Steed unbuttoned his collar, Emma grabbed a leash.

As you can see, puns run wild through and through because the character’s names allow for that within a funny, kinky context. The title comes from a variation of an actual episode title, namely The Winged Avenger and the last line spoofs some of the comic tag lines that appeared during the show’s fourth season. For instance, there was another episode entitled The Joker where the opening caption was “Steed trumps an ace, Emma plays a lone hand.”, so I did something similar to it because my mind works in mysterious ways, and I tend to let it do what it wants when it comes to these random things.

On a purely personal level, this is one of my favorite short pieces in a very long time. I hope you enjoyed it as well and until tomorrow.